RS: You recently became an editor at Maxim Magazine. What's the coffee game like at their offices? Keurig? Most places just have Keurig.
GP: Yes, there's a Keurig, along with a more involved coffee brewer. I prefer K-Cups overall because they are the most efficient way to get caffeine into my mouth hole.
You're one of the best people on Twitter dot com. Do you think that Kevin Nguyen appreciates how good you are?
Thank you. I don't think he does, but his bot seems to be supportive.
What can people expect from your reading on Saturday?
An overly personal essay about a very awkward and sloppy sexual encounter. I am regretting reading it already.