Are you doing anything special for Halloween?
I'm going to not dress up and attend at least two shitty Halloween parties (no shade; all Halloween parties are shitty) just so I can repeat my favorite Halloween joke I've been telling for three years now. "What's your costume?" "An Asian fetish."
What have you worked on lately that you're proud of?
I restarted my OkCupid profile and this latest iteration is pretty good.
What can people expect from your reading?
Expectations are for cops.
What's your favorite scary movie?
I don't really like watching movies, sorry. The last movies I saw were Wong Kar-Wai's In the Mood for Love and 2046 and both made me think about myself/my desires/my relationships with people afterwards, which was scary because those are all things I try to avoid thinking about as much as possible.