You're a researcher for the very cool and funny TV program The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. What does that entail?
i spend every day googling a different celebrity (which i was already doing before i started getting paid for it) while CNN plays on a TV two inches away from my head (which makes me want to die)
What can people expect from your reading?
probably very detailed jokes about the fast & the furious series so my advice for the audience is to rewatch all seven movies before the show